Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.Here is today's story:
It was the last performance of the season,
They were all plastered.
As he stood in front of his orchestra,
it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded.
Since I discovered it was okay I am writing a second flash 55 which will be a continuous story but a complete story every week. Here then is the twenty ninth chapter in the exciting ongoing adventures of Sir Laughsalot and Robberhood. The ballad of the throne taken from the palace archives.
The entire story to date is HERE
The most recent chapters are HERE
The Gray Knight sat in his thatched roof cottage drinking beer.
Above him, in the loft, he had stowed the king's precious golden throne.
He was laughing when the ceiling gave way and the throne crushed him to death.
There is a moral to this story
People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Of course the dragons were busy today you can see them HERE.
26 comments:
LOL...love your 55. OMG The Gray Knight 55 is just too funny. I really liked that one :)
Both of these puns are top of the line funny! You're the MAN, Dr. John!
Oh, they are all so good. I love the video.
Flash 55 - Home of Our Own
Both excellent wordplay. Marvellous.
You have outdone yourself! How can you do that so often? Amazing ... your gift with words!
Really funny one... I imagine that knight falling not being my favourite ONe >You!
bwahahahaha. i love a good pun.
I loved the pun as well! I love those kinds of stories/jokes. funny thing is I forget the ending quickly so you could probably tell me again next week and I would love it all over again! put up my 55 HERE
Dang Doc...I keep saying this over and over each Friday...but your 55 is once again, excellent.
My 55 is posted, if you'd like to stop by and read along with me. As always, scroll down below my Show n Tell Friday submission. Click HERE
Have a glorious weekend.
not just one groan but two...lol. thanks for the chuckles this morning. spectacular 55s!
mine is up!
That's my kind of symphony! LOL But the demise of the Gray Knight---Oh, I've got to pass that one on, it's too good!
I love coming here every week. The puns are great, the imagery terrific and I always leave with a smile on my face. Thank you, thank you.
You'll find my 55 here:
Friday Flash 55 ~ Drifting.
Enjoy your weekend,
Chef Kar
lmao...this is awesome.
you have me giggling still!! i love your 55!!! mine is up too!!
Grooooooan. That's awful! *huge grin* Both of them.
That totally cracked me up, Dr. John!
Liked em both...Did the Yankees win yet?? :) mines up...
ROFLMBO!!! You are sooooooo funny! I LOVED this! Especially the first one!
You always outdo yourself!
I usually save your 55 for last so I can grin the rest of the day. :)
Very funny! However, I am now going to have to get to know the Gray Knight a little better - as this was only my introduction to him. (Looking forward to reading the archives!)
When I played in the symphony, the violinist was loaded...ME! Thanks for the laugh!
PEACE!
Doc.....
NEVER say anything about my groaners!!
Wow...I'm still emiting a low gutteral sound!
Excellent 55 though...:-)
You Rock Neenah, Peshtigo, and all parts South of Eagle River!
Have a Glorious Week-End...G
Hi Doc, I hope the best for your exam grades. I didn't know you were a student, an enrolled one, that is.
I would say I learned my lesson, hoarding can be bad for you.
I won't play but finally Quilly picked a word I know. Pigritude.
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Dr John
Thanks for stopping bye my place to leave a comment .loved it . Thanks Again
larry
What a supple mind you have - great stuff!
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