Thursday, November 26, 2009

Fkash 55

Flash Fiction 55
Friday 55 Flash Fiction is brought to you by G-man (Mr Knowitall). The idea is you write a story in exactly 55 words. If you want to take part pop over and let G-man know when you've posted your 55.Here is today's story:

My aunt's cat was overweight,
so she took him to the vet
The doc prescribed pills, and my aunt left .
But after a few weeks there was no change: . Soon months had gone by, and If anything, it was getting worse.

Then came the bills from the vet

Cat had become

a doc-billed fatty-puss.

Since I discovered it was okay I am writing a second flash 55 which will be a continuous story but a complete story every week. Here then is the thirty fifth chapter in the exciting ongoing adventures of Sir Laughsalot and Robberhood.

The entire story to date is HERE
The most recent chapters are HERE

Sir Laughsalot wanted to move up from twelfth chair.
So he looked st the point chart.
Win joust -100
Find treasure- -200
Do quest -300
Fight a bear -400
Save village -500
Find Holy Grail -600
Defeat infidels -700
Slay Dragon -900
100 points moves you one chair
So he is off to slay a dragon.


Brian Miller said...

slay that dragon sir laughsalot! a doc-billed fatty pus...oh, thanks for the shuckles to work off the turkey! great 55!

mine is up!

Anonymous said...

Another groaner! Maybe Sir Laughsalot can practice on the fatty-puss, he's about as big as a dragon now!

Mine 55 is up:

Friday Flash 55 ~ Memoirs

G-Man said...

That was simply...
Words escape me, sorry!

Thanks for playing, thanks for making me groan.

Have a Great Week-End....G

Susan at Stony River said...

Oh no, poor dragon!! (was he the one who made the fatty-puss joke, or is Sir L only in it for the 900 points??)

Love them both!

Mine's here, but only one.

Mojo said...

Fandango's not gonna be happy about this.

enchantedoak said...

Arg. How long does it take you to dream these up? Always good for a chuckle, you are.

Alice Audrey said...


Did he get a fat lip too?

Janna said...

I think my soul just groaned.
Either that or it was indigestion. :)

Fun 55. :)

My own Friday 55 is right HERE.
Come see!

Bubbie said...

I don't know what's funnier - your 55's or the reactions to them!!! Another great two submissions.

Anonymous said...

Oh my, my tummy hurts from the giggles! Thanks for the funny 55!

anthonynorth said...

One of the pics reminded me of some of the Fat Cats of industry :-)

Loved the groan.

Hootin' Anni said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, this is just too good for words. So, I'll leave it at that!!


My 55 is "Going Cold Turkey"...skim down below my Show n Tell post to find it. Click Here

otin said...

That was funny as hell! LMAO!

Mama Zen said...

That first one is hilarious!

Akelamalu said...

Dr. John I so look forward to your groaners - they really do make me laugh! :)

Monkey Man said...

Double 55's! You got my groan dragon on a bit longer this time. This week my 55 is WAR!

Anonymous said...

Run Fandango....Run!!!! LOL. Both of these are very well done my friend. I love the ending of the first one. Excellent. Have a great Friday :)

hope said...

Oh that cat one is funny! Keep it up Doc. :)

smarmoofus said...

A doc-billed fatty puss?! hahahhaa! Love it!

I'm up, too (if a bit late).